I don’t care what you click, you will always be an old man! Now click on these numbers that we’ve arranged to look kind of like a calendar.
74 gets its own row because 74 is cranky.
Why do the two columns on the right have a different background? I don’t know! Why don’t you click on them, ya old man in a windbreaker!
Look at you, so smug. So smug, and so four of you. You are definitely four old men.
Now click your age like everyone does before they buy auto insurance!
