I don’t care what you click, you will always be an old man! Now click on these numbers that we’ve arranged to look kind of like a calendar.
74 gets its own row because 74 is cranky.
Why do the two columns on the right have a different background? I don’t know! Why don’t you click on them, ya old man in a windbreaker!
Look at you, so smug. So smug, and so four of you. You are definitely four old men.
Now click your age like everyone does before they buy auto insurance!

I don’t care what you click, you will always be an old man! Now click on these numbers that we’ve arranged to look kind of like a calendar.

74 gets its own row because 74 is cranky.

Why do the two columns on the right have a different background? I don’t know! Why don’t you click on them, ya old man in a windbreaker!

Look at you, so smug. So smug, and so four of you. You are definitely four old men.

Now click your age like everyone does before they buy auto insurance!

Notes

tehawesome:

“Thank you for flying Southwest! I got you a building and an airplane. Also, I ate a car.
Love,
Giant Lady”

tehawesome:

“Thank you for flying Southwest! I got you a building and an airplane. Also, I ate a car.

Love,

Giant Lady”

55 notes

Combine two pictures to see how your baby will look!
Martin Short mating with a Na’vi.

Combine two pictures to see how your baby will look!

Martin Short mating with a Na’vi.

0 notes

I learned two things today:Looking hot naked means removing your skin.
Frequent pooping will give you a tiny belly.

I learned two things today:

  1. Looking hot naked means removing your skin.
  2. Frequent pooping will give you a tiny belly.

Notes